SCHOOL:
A place where Parents pay and children play
LIFE INSURANCE:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
NURSE:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters.
TEAR:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower.
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
FATHER:
A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL:
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught
BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!!!!
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter
DOCTOR:
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
A place where Parents pay and children play
LIFE INSURANCE:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
NURSE:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters.
TEAR:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower.
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
FATHER:
A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL:
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught
BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!!!!
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter
DOCTOR:
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
